my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
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when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
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Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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